Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole

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Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

Guacamole Jokes More Guacamole Jokes

Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.