Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole

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Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant?

He ordered some NaCl.

What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

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What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE