Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole

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How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

What do you get when you order a JFK?

An americano with an extra shot

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What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.