Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant?

He ordered some NaCl.

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Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant?

He ordered some NaCl.

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How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.

What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

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What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies ?

0mg !!!!

Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant?

He ordered some NaCl.

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When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

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What did NaCl go to prison for?

A-salt

Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant?

He ordered some NaCl.