They can only learn 4 moves.
Cuatro cinco
an elephant with diarrhea
I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)
A Pikachoochoo.
She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!
Italians.
Because they have two left feet !