What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What's your thoughts on renewable energy?

2: I'm a big fan.

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How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb ?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

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What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.