What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

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What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

Why do elephants have flat feet?

from jumpin' outta palm trees, duh

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!"

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.