She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!
Because he was empty inside.
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
Because she's probably a keeper.
They have a chip on both shoulders.
By looking over your shoulder!
A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.
There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.
