Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

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Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

How do you make an orange turn red?

Get John Boehner to cry.

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How can you tell when a girl is vegan?

She'll tell you

What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

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Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

How does every ethnic joke start?

By looking over your shoulder.

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Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.

What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!