Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

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Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

Where do you hide cocaine in orphanage?

Right under the children's noses

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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Why did Waldo wear a striped shirt?

He didn't want to be spotted.

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Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.