Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why are white people so bad at horror movies?

Because they're curious and want to learn. And that's why you don't see many black scientists.

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

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Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

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What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

Spotted click

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Why did Waldo wear a striped shirt?

He didn't want to be spotted.

What did Waldo say at the Superbowl?

I'm just here so I won't get find.

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How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.