Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

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Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

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Why does nobody like Tigger?

Because he plays with Pooh.

Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

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What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

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Why does fluoride cause apathy?

Who cares.

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

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What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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Why aren't there many dead baby jokes anymore?

They don't age well.

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

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Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

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What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest