Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.

What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?

An Anglo Saxin'

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.

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Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?

A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

40 Jokes More 40 Jokes

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.