Where do you hide cocaine in orphanage?

Right under the children's noses

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

How do you starve a worthless mooch?

By hiding his employment check in his work boots.

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What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

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What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine?

A snowblower

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo of cocaine fall out of a window.