Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients

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What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant?

Is it mine"?

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

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What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.