Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!