Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did one doctor say to the other doctor?

We're both doctors"

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!