He lost his patients
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Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.
He had no patients
Because he didn't have any patients.
Because the condition was untweetable.
Urine trouble!
He was running out of patients.
Because it was accidental.
He cured them.
He lost his patients...
A minister! Courtesy of a patient.
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I can clearly see your nuts!
Happy new ears Eve!
He was trying to heel them.
They have a lot of patients
The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!
Because I don't have any patients
the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41
Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"
Suture self!"
A: They went on stroke.
He ran out of patients.
The doctor said it was all in her head
You're trying my patients!
Suture self!
Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."
He was losing his patients
the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."
When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"
Asif Eyecare
Patient: She's out of town.
The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.
Thank you for your patients.
Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.
the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."
At your cervix, m'lady
Their patients are 2'
He reads lips.
All of them"
Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.
Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.
He got a lot of patients
They have a lot of patients. Sorry.
The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.
Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.
Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"
Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons
I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.
When they run out of patients.
The ones in the mail of course!
Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.
Because he four feet.
Because they kept retweeting.
Toilet trees.
If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.
Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
The "head" nurse.
1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)
Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"
To get to the other side!
When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.
One's a fruit, you idiot.