What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

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Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

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Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

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What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.

Why did Batman go to the corner store?

FOR JUST ICE