What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

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Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why did the clown go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling a little funny. He had testicular cancer.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

What did the cannibal Doctor do with his patients?

He cured them.

Prosecutor Jokes More Prosecutor Jokes

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury