Why can't a bicycle stand alone?

It's two tired.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why do crippled kids get picked on so much?

Because they can't stand up for themselves.

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre