What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

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What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A: A book.

What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty?

Mutton Looter King

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Who's there ! Bean ! Bean who ?

Bean working very hard today !

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

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How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

What do you call a gnome who dresses nice?

A metronome!