How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

it's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and dog poop have in common?

The older they are the easier they are to pick up.

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

History Jokes More History Jokes

Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.

What do you call the history of a car?

An autobiography.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?