How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

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Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear?

I don't know. It was an inside joke.

What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

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How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed ?!?!?"

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

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Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

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What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).