Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.

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Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

x-post from /r/tax) A present liability!

Library Card Jokes More Library Card Jokes

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.