Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.

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How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?

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Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.