He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name
A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.
Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.
At the circus, the clowns don't talk.
I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries
People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.
I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline
Do they think they're gonna magically start walking
One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.
Because that's what they did last year.
He couldn't budget.
