Why can't bicycles stand on their own?

They are two tired

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ?

Adore stands between us open up !

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?

Bike carbonate of soda !

What do you call two colored folk riding a bicycle?

Organized crime!