Why can't bicycles stand on their own?

They are two tired

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Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

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What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.