A waist of time.
More time on tests.
One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.
He might give away spoilers!
Because there's a clock on the stove.
I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.
A small child paralyzed from the waist up.