What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ?

A stripey jumper !

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

A: Milk and quackers.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What's hard and pink?

A pig with a flick knife.

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

Focus Jokes More Focus Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Where's the most racist place to focus one's thoughts?

Inward

Ethic Jokes More Ethic Jokes

How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Moral Jokes More Moral Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)