What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the clown cross the road?

A: To find his rubber chicken.

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why do pigs make good spies?

A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

Focus Jokes More Focus Jokes

Why are photographers always so depressed?

Because they always focus on the negatives.

How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

Ethic Jokes More Ethic Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

Moral Jokes More Moral Jokes

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !