What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Focus Jokes More Focus Jokes

What am I called?

Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels

Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?

It said Focus.

Ethic Jokes More Ethic Jokes

How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

Moral Jokes More Moral Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !