Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

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What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart

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Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.