Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

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How do most elderly golfers die?

They have a bad stroke

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

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What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of 4.

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family