Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

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What do you can an agent orange attack on Bangkok?

Thai die.

What do you do when a timeline dies?

Barry it.

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What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise