Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

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How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Why did the farmer get nominated for an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

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How do you sink an Irish submarine?

A: Knock on the hatch.

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

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Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

Why do women have shorter feet?

So they can stand closer to the kitchen counter.