Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
A red jellyfish.
Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.
I don't want to put a repost in my mouth
All the mammaries made me want to go back there!
Pre-nup brittle.
Remove the ring and your house is gone.
Bury a blonde.
Because you can't bury them in trees !
Because when they dance they make it rain.
They're all born hoofers!
He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.
Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.