Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
A snailor.
An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
What I want to be *if* I grow up.
Because then Dallas would want one too.
None. There are no fish under my new gazebo
he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances
Because deep down they're real nice
The foxtrot !
Snowballs !
Trying to get out of his grave.
By putting flowers on its grave.