Why can't cats vote?

Because they are non-voting felines!

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How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

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What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD