What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

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Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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What do you call a man with a colander on his head?

COLIN! Duh!!!

What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.