What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

What does KFC and a woman have in common?

Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May?

The Lay-Boar Party.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket