Why can't Ray Charles read?

Because he's black.

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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married