Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

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Which kind?

Friend: "Motivational."

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

A: Because he's married.

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

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What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?

Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.