What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels?

A heroine addict.

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Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

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What do cats read in the morning ?

Mewspapers !

What book you reading there?

Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one.

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Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels?

A heroine addict.