Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

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What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

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What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress's name tag?

A: "What did you name the other one "

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

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What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

What do insects learn at school ?

Mothmatics !

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How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

Why do they call it "Lipstick?

When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive?

Because she is a woman

Why was Hellen Keller's leg yellow?

Her dog was blind too

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What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.

What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.