Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

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What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

Who is left?

Marco Rubio

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

Why are so many racist jokes about black people?

Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out.

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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

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Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

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What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

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What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.

What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.