Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because it's two-tired

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How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.