Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because it's two-tired

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper"

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand anymore?

It was two tired.