Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize?

He was outstanding in his field.

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a man who can't stand?

Neal

What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Nobel Prize Jokes More Nobel Prize Jokes

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize