Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

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What's another term for a prodigal farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field.

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

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What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

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What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

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How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.