Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

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Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

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What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

What do cows usually fly around in?

Helicowpters and Bulloons.

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Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize?

He was outstanding in his field.

Why did the scarecrow get the Nobel prize?

He was out standing in his field.