What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

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Usain Bolt Jokes More Usain Bolt Jokes

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

What does a cheetah call Usain Bolt?

Fast food

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What is the most recycled joke that keeps getting used?

Your mom.

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

Runner Jokes More Runner Jokes

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

What do you call a runner who hates every event but his own?

A raceist

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.