What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

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What's black and runny?

Usain Bolt.

What's faster than Usain Bolt ?

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Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

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Why are most runners single?

At best they're ASICS.

What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

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What did the disappointed paraplegic say?

I will not stand for this.

What's the definition of a tree?

Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.