Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

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What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Why can't moccasins play the blues?

They've got no sole.

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Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

How can we know atheism exists?

Where's the evidence

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What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

How are third party candidates like soccer?

They're only really popular in America once every four years.

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What do you call a bunch of unicorns?

A unicornucopia.

Where is your unicorn?

Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.