Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

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Why is football the single best sport?

Because americans don't play it.

Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

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Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

How many "Mean Girls" jokes is too many?

The limit does not exist

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What do you call siblings that play soccer?

Umbros

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

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How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees?

Unioncorns.