Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

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Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

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How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What do you call a ghost that loves soccer?

Ghoooooooooooooouuull!

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How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

Where is your unicorn?

Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.