What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

Why did the dog sleep on the chandelier?

Because he was a light sleeper.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

A: Fur-niture.

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.