W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.
A retail store.
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
Don't go bacon my heart"
He gets Toad
Because he's from New York.
My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."
It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone
They don't play the beta.
Blair play !
