Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.
He forgot to cover his tracks! im
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
A unicorn.
Put it in the back yard.
You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's.
