Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

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Who is the KKK's favorite children's character ?

The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article.

Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

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What does NASCAR stand for?

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Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

D