Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

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Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

Who is the KKK's favorite children's character ?

The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article.

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Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

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What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix