Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

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What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

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What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

No sound at all, the D is silent

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

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What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

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How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)