What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

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How does Jesus like his hotwings?

Tinder and Mild.

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

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What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

What joke has sebadoh for a punch line?

A joke about what kind of dough does an italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.

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Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

What do you get if you push a gypsy off a bike?

Your bike back

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What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.