What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

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What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend?

You're so shelfish!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

What does a redneck say for foreplay?

Brace yourself, Linda-Lou"

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.