Why can't you hear it when a pteranodon goes to the bathroom?

Because they're all dead.

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What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

Why are life long overweight people funny?

Growing up they hear the best jokes.

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What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart