Why can't you hear it when a pteranodon goes to the bathroom?

Because they're all dead.

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How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

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What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.