The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)
You switch sides at half time.
I don't know, but it must be an odd number because, "they can't even."
people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids
He was feeling ruff.
Because he was an old boar.
Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)
He heard the ref was blowing fouls!
You put a windshield in front of her.
The coming of the lord
A pub.
You buy it per-tater
The beans are always under-ground.
The electrician knows where the ground is.
Pulled Pork
How high you tie it on a tree.
Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?
When the leash goes slack.
