How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

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How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

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The employees where slacking off.

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.