The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)
Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision
Because they know all the short cuts!
ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...
You feeling salty bro
Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.
Nep-tunes.
Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .
B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)
Hello ladies.
put a steering wheel in front of them
Paddy O' furniture
A pub.
King's Landing
She was trying to find the lowest prices
The leash goes slack
Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)
When the leash goes slack.