How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

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What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

What did the bee say to his wife?

No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do introverts feel within society?

removed

Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

What kind of music do sponges listen to?

Raggaeneration.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard ?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

What is the best spanish joke you've ever heard?

I couldnt find the spanish section of reddit

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

What did the curtain rod say to the blinds?

Nice shades. (sorry)

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None

What do you call an Irish-Canadian?

a Mickey Moose

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

How are electric outlets punished?

They're grounded.

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

Slack Jokes More Slack Jokes

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.