Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

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Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!