Why can't you surf on microwaves?

Because they're too small.

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What do you get if you microwave welsh horse crap?

PooptyPong.

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

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What do you call a surfing Muslim extremist?

Radical.

What did the muslim say to the other muslim when they were surfing?

That was radical!