Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

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What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

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How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

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Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !