Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

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What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

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What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

Where do puppies go when they die?

Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.