Why can't you trick an aborted baby?

Because it was not born yesterday.

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Why can't you trick an aborted baby?

Because it was not born yesterday.

Why can't you fool the aborted baby?

It wasn't born yesterday.

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Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

Why can't you trick unemployed jesters?

Because they're nobody's fool