What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

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How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?

You slow down and use lube ( )

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Why is OP's dog never satisfied?

They don't do liver

What's 9 and a half inches long and satisfies all c*nts?

An iPad.

3.5 Inch Jokes More 3.5 Inch Jokes

How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

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Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!"