What do you call it when a cat stops?

A: A paws!

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How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos?

Because the subject is still to immature.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

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What do you call a group of dogs?

a PAW-se

What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !