Why can't you trust 8?

cause she's a two-timin' four.

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Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

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What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?

About 5000 miles.

What do you call an early bird special double date at a black-Vietnamese fusion restaurant?

Pho fo' fo' at fo'