Why can't you trust 8?

cause she's a two-timin' four.

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Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

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What's the Terminator's favourite band?

Guns 'n Roses

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!